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Aiken sails de-Nile
Clay’s schemes, Rufus’s Judy dreams and Robbie’s coming apart at the seams
Friday, February 16, 2007
Dish has her hands in many pots. She sends money to several orphans, owns a few houseplants and keeps busy making schedules for the help. She continues her selflessness during her night job of tailing celebrities, and though, beloved readers, Dish knows that you think she is omniscient and omnipresent, she is sorry to inform you that once again, you are terribly, tragically, utterly wrong.
She doesn’t belong to CLAY AIKEN’S fan club, which she never realized was a problem before, but apparently it is, because then she misses gems like the following.
According to MSN’s gossip site, the Scoop, Aiken has his no-doubt-very-manly underwear in a bunch. Not being a fan club member, Dish hadn’t heard the irresponsible rumor mongering about Aiken. Apparently, some people have insinuated that he is gay.
Obviously, Dish doesn’t believe it, and neither does Aiken. Rather than outright deny the claims, Aiken cleverly takes the high road, which is decorated with middle fingers, it would seem.
“It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting ‘scandals’ for me to be a part of,” Aiken wrote a few weeks ago.
Calling their work “bull$#@& journalism” and an attempt to be on the “cutting edge,” Aiken suggested that “maybe we would try to give them a finger…er…hand.”
Dish didn’t know the young lad liked the full hand, but it’s not surprising really.
Now Dish has forgotten the rest of the story. Something about the Aiken fans coming up with their own outlandish story and then winning a prize. But the tabloids have already grabbed hold of the most delicious story, and their prize is Aiken reacting to it, so Dish doesn’t know who’s going to beat that.
Judy mania
If RUFUS WAINWRIGHT were to create a music label, Dish recommends he title it: Gay. His new album, titled “Release the Stars,” was executive produced by NEIL TENNANT of the Pet Shop Boys and mixed by Madonna and David Bowie producer Marius DeVries, according to Pitchforkmedia.com.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Wainwright can’t stop singing Judy’s songs. Unable to let a good woman die, he’s again performing his recreation of Judy Garland’s 1961 performance this month in Paris and London.
At this point, he may as well be living as Judy Garland fulltime, Dish figures, but she doesn’t know for sure if Mr. Wainwright is transgender, so she’ll keep her thoughts to herself.
DTs for Robbie
Dish loves a good piece of British meat. Not the actual animal flesh. Oh, God, no. Dish went to England some years back and swears she will never return and put into her mouth again the very foreign objects she found there.
No, no. She’s referring to ROBBIE WILLIAMS, that delicious British dish. Sadly, the self-deprecating, sexual-orientation-category-defying singer has checked his tattooed booty into rehabilitation for drugs. The drugs in question aren’t even cocaine or crack. They’re prescription, according to Reuters, People magazine and everybody else but Dish, who was busy filing her nails when the news came.
Dish can’t say she’s terribly surprised, but she is sad. Williams was treated for depression last October and was previously in rehab in 1997. The current treatment center was not named, but Williams does live in Los Angeles, so stalkers looking to camp out near the facility would do well to start in California, Dish suggests.
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